Demolition squid

When you are in danger, there is only one squid for the job. Says shit a lot.

DS: "Look out, that house is right next to you!" *blows up house*

Woman: "O thank you, Demolition Squid!"

by The Smiley Impaler May 14, 2005

Squi

Stupid and ugly fellow. Often triangle-headed with a small face, not very popular neither well liked. Has a tendency to follow others around even when he is not wanted, usually well not leave unless intimidated which is easy as "Squis" are often extremely weak and have the brain of a young child, Do not be associated with a "Squi" or even be remotely friendly as they will latch on to you and you will, in turn become a "Squi".

Go away Squi, we don't want you! (Seriously)

Hahaha, you're such a Squi I swear! (Friendly)

by SquiDeminSuperHotdogFanboyNO.1 April 4, 2017

squi

Pronounced "squee"

1. A male queef
2. Farting out of one's penis

I took my dick out to pee, and accidentally squi.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018

Glow squid

The Glow squid is a new genetic mutation of the squid, giving it the ability to glow and making it more powerful. Soon the evil Squid Empire will take over the world and enslave all of humanity. Only the Iceologer gang has the power to fight off these beasts.

oh no, the squids are taking over!!!!

The Glow squids are too powerful!!!
I should have voted for the Iceologer.

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020

SYD THE SQUID

SYD THE Squid is a squid whose name is syd

IT's Syd the Squid

by YOUR MOMMY :D September 3, 2016

Squid

A squid is a male or female that dates your friend. As a result you never see them again. The "squid" usually comes from a separate group of friends and takes that friend away to dark place.
Usually a squid is an overprotective boyfriend or clingy girlfriend.
It's based on a sailor being stolen from his ship by a giant squid and taken to the depth of the sea never to be seen again.

To the depths with ya squid!

by nuffmenwontest September 20, 2010

squibbler

One of a number of terms pertaining to the classification of various kinds of farts. A squibbler indicates the rather anemic sound of a small amount of intestinal gas released in a rather tentative, timid manner resulting in a high-pitched, warbling, somewhat bubbly sound of relatively short duration.

"Frank just let a squibbler, but damn, did it stink!"

by Frank Klaune November 8, 2003