69 Squared

The act in which four people form a square and perform oral on each other. Kind of like stacking lincoln logs but with humans.

Fred: Dude, how was that party last nite?

Jorge: IT was NUTS. Me, two chicks, and one of there boy friends 69 squared. It was crazy.

by Ginga-Ninja May 18, 2009

Two-squared

Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.

Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"

Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."

also:

Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"

by duke5572 October 29, 2007

hip square

a way to describe someone who is just ghetto enough to be cool. they probably know some good yo momma jokes and are livin' good.

yo, that kid's pretty hip square

by Nomers23 June 22, 2008

square tie

a relatively small comic based on a square shaped tie, created by Sabrina Montague, that is enjoying a growing fanbase and internet support, and can be found at: www.myspace.com/squaretie

'have you seen that new square tie comic... is soo geeeky?!!'

by sabz121 October 29, 2008

being square

being square is an 80's term that means your boring or not cool.

"be there or be square"
you're not being cool you're being square

by 80'sand90'sterms February 17, 2018

turtlastic squares

The act shitting in someone's ear while sticking a turtle in their rectum and listening to the kid's bop version of Firework by Katie Perry.

Dude tonight I'm totally gonna go Turtlastic Squares tonight.

Last night I went so Turtlastic Squares on this chick.

by fusion1122 September 28, 2013

[Square Bear]

A bottle of Bundaberg Rum. Named after its square shape and Polar bear logo.

Got a 40 oz Square Bear and 1.2L Coke, all set!

by ringfeeder December 23, 2008