Spunkaler

When ur friend made up rumors about you. You just scream this.

Friend: ”hey she thinks she’s a bat”

Me: “SPUNKALER”

by Liahna October 15, 2019

Spunktastrophe

A single persons load of cum equivalent to a bukkake

Josh, Wendy told me you left her looking like a toaster strudel after your final spunktastrophe

by Akamariu October 15, 2019

spontaneous aids

when u suddenly get aids

ah shit mate i just got spontaneous aids
i feel ja bro

by roblox name: dusturmur January 16, 2020

Spunkalepsy

The act of passing out/falling asleep right after you jizz. Instantly fall asleep after finale

Dont expect me to cuddle after I fuck you, I suffer from spunkalepsy

by Jzaags January 28, 2020

spundamullet

A person who has been up for along time on drugs an look crazy when they are doing everything

Hey buddy look at that spundamullet over there she just needs a sandwich an a nap.

by Buddy harbison November 9, 2019

Spunte

Something turning less then a half a rotation.

The paper towel on the bowl of chili, spunte a quarter inch.

by Rocoski May 4, 2020

Spontaneous combusticide

The act of committing spontaneous combustion.

Friend 1: So how'd he die?
Friend 2: The coward committed spontaneous combusticide.

by kachiggawatt August 23, 2020