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Spread Titty Syndrome (STS)

When the cleavage of the breasts form isosceles triangles towards the outer edges of the body.
That chick over there has Spread Titty Syndrome (STS), I got her bra off and then they were hanging all weird.
by C Square March 27, 2009
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Sperteclious

Another way to say offensive for douchebags who make up long words to seem smarter.
Bill: "Today I found out my uncle died in 9/11, but he died doing what he loved."
James: "What was it he loved doing?"
Bill: "Flying planes."
James: "Don't you think that joke is a little sperteclious?
by nightdragon64 July 13, 2017
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Spread Them Cheeks

A slang often used to

1. To have someone actually spread their ass cheeks to be fucked
2. As an insult
3. When someone fucking destroys you in warzone
Guy 1: YO BRO SPREAD THEM CHEEKS
Guy 2: You are not even good at the game bro
by Whirooo February 22, 2021
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getting sorted

Getting sorted = buying drugs.
Person A: I'm getting sorted Tuesday night, I'll come down yours and we can get shit faced.

Person B: Sounds good.
by crt999 June 8, 2009
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Spite-Ranker

Someone who discredits a person, product, statement opinion or finding with a biased rating or vote out of pure spite.
"Spite-Rankers like to give negative ratings to people that they dislike."
by Shrapnoid May 29, 2007
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Spreadsheet Block

Similar to writer's block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. Having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the analysis needs to look.
John: "I need to get this analysis done for my boss but I can't figure out how to get started...total spreadsheet block."

Dave: "You're a fucking dork!"
by thenumbersdork February 24, 2009
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spread sauce

(v)

1. to flirt heavily with multiple people in the same social setting, usually with the intention of getting some

2. to get with many bitches
David hates dancing, but went to the club anyway purely to spread sauce.

Kyle always lifts before going out because it increases his sauce-spreading ability.

Sam spreads sauce vicariously by assisting Dave in his romantic endeavors.

Though he never makes an effort to, Fernando still spreads sauce like Kobe fucking Bryant.

Though Daniel often thinks he is spreading sauce, he is actually embarrassing himself.
by Bear123454321 May 20, 2011
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