spade

to ruin something by cumming in it

when he gets up to go to the bathroom, im going to spade his sandwhich

by neffmiksavant November 22, 2006

race of spades

Named after the ace of spades, the Race of Spades is said to be drawn anytime a minority uses it to defuse a majority race's argument against them, automatically making them defensive. However, the Race of Spades doesn't always work. Blacks can't use the Race of Spades on Asians, since Asians don't oppress them like as whites, and most importantly: Asians are a more minor minority in the US than them.

White guy: What's up, nigga?
Black friend: Whassup!
Black bystander: Hey, respect the Afrikaaner and quit with the racism.

Black guy: Stop oppressing my people before I beat your ass.
Asian: Why don't you stop oppressing MY people, eh? Your Race of Spades doesn't work on me.

by Roger Sun May 14, 2006

spadge

man fat
jizz
cum
The result of leaving the safety off the pump action yoghurt rifle.

Once every dwarf had done his bit,
And mixed spadge filled her quim,
Had Snow White sneezed or coughed or laughed,
All seven would have to swim.

by dr joff December 1, 2007

Spades

Prestigious gang founded in 2010 by the King of Spades. Rankings start from Hearts to Spades, starting with 2 and ending with King. Aces and Jokers denote special units.

Hey man, I'm a 10 of Hearts dont mess with me!

Yo dont mess with ME im a Jack of Spades.

by King Spades May 24, 2010

Spad

A 'sports dad'. The kind that yells at his own kids at sporting events to do better, run faster, etc. Or worse, yells at his kids' teammates or the kids on the opposing team. The male version of a spom.

I wish that spad in the front row would shut-up so I could enjoy the game!

by patriot1872 January 2, 2008

Ace of Spades

A Ace of Spades is when a man takes his dick and slaps a girl in the face with in then leaving the impression of a sideways spade.

I totally gave this gril a Ace of Spades it must have stayed on her face for two days.

by Testicle Blood January 30, 2010

Ace of spades

Not only is it a popular motorhead song, but it is also rhyming slang for AIDS.

John:"dude u have the ace of spades!"
Mark:"hey a don't have AIDS, we are playing poker."

by Not a thick geordie...not a geordie. March 14, 2008