split washer

douche bag. also see monkey wrench

honey can you bring me my split washer

by bdub097 December 5, 2017

Split-roasted Goat

Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.

After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.

by Mancave Movie Madness March 16, 2021

Whippity split

How fast a black guy runs when he is about to get whipped by the police

the nigger went Whippity Split a cross the beanfield after the police took out the whip.

by The Name November 23, 2016

Lickity Split

A variation of conalingus; a sexual act performed on a female typically predicated on fornication. However, the act ends abruptly and without completion or any further advances.

Dude, I was so drunk that I gave her a lickity split in the parking lot of that bar last night...!!

by Lickity_Smooth February 8, 2021

Dougie Split

When your share of an even split is only ten percent

My mother promised my 5 siblings and I to share the proceeds of the sale of her home, but I only received a Dougie Split.

by RatedHComedy July 7, 2022

Head split dive incident

A disturbing and gory video of a man diving off of a bridge and landing head first onto a rock. The man in the video died after his face was split into two sides and his skull, brain, and guts were visible.

"Dude, did you hear about the head split dive incident?"

"Yeah bro, it makes me feel sick."

by Shady7450 October 16, 2022

reticulating splines

The process of combining many short lines and curves into longer, interpolated ones called "splines."

Also, the process of combining many imprecise and abstract ideas into one larger, complex one.

Tomorrow I'm going to sit down and figure out the meaning of life, so I'll be reticulating splines.

by def5 December 30, 2008