situational autism

When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.

Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.

by tom.van May 2, 2010

Shituation

Shituation - pronounced like "situation": def. the sudden realization of an impending intestinal commotion of some sort, but most commonly used when referring to the need to get to the nearest bathroom facilities that will hopefully provide the privacy and comfort needed in order to assure a smooth delivery of the offending intestinal ordnance.

Todd: Hey man, take the next exit...I feel a serious shituation coming on!

Joe: I know, right?

by Backandforth November 24, 2011

situations

used in conjunction with "like these" to express despair and/or amusement at a given occurrence.

"i've just stabbed myself in the eye with a serving utensil whilst dishing up some quiche... and just before my hot date, too"
"situations like these..."

by tree September 21, 2004

situation number 9

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.

Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.

by pjargon July 21, 2020

Shituation

A poop that comes on so quickly you aren't sure you'll make it to the can.

Man, I was stuck in traffic this morning and almost had a real shituation.

by grinner71 September 15, 2011

shituation

(noun) a set of circumstances in which one finds oneself; a state of affairs, that have gone to shit.

After hooking up with his female friend once, and being denied a second time, Jake found himself in a shituation.

by thunderbearhawk November 9, 2011

shituation

A situation in which one's time to reach a proper bathroom will exceed the amount of time before an involuntary bowl movement will occur.

After eating some street food in Mexico, I had a shituation and needed to buy new pants.

by Magatron February 6, 2013