Dude, I was at the airport and I blew a load on this fat chicks face then ran away!!! SPERM ASSULT!!!!!!
by capt a November 18, 2008
by stefan`124 March 08, 2009
by emu March 05, 2003
Women who all have a child with the same mans sperm and support each other for the sake of the children.
"We didn't know too much about each other, but now that we're sperm sisters our sons have the right to know their brothers from other mothers"
by milk9837 October 18, 2011
by mc080290 December 15, 2006
The discharge that exist the penis right before the actual sperm. Also known as pre-nut. Loser sperm can actually cause conception resulting in a very stupid child that will grow into a stupid adult. Also known as Emo kids.
Sure you pulled out in time, but your son listens to emo music and crys...often. Your mistake of a son is the result of loser sperm.
by Rooster von dtuch November 01, 2006
Sperm that is the size of a large rat. During ejaculation the mans penis will explode and the sperm will pop out the wound like an alien. a man with mega sperm doesnt even need to have sex to get a girl pregnant, when a man with mega sperm ejaculates every woman in a 5 mile radius becomes pregnant. mostly occurs in areas like Liverpool or East London, hence the large amount of chavvetes with kids.
Charnice: omg, you know like, my boyfriend got me pregnant.
Chantelle: omg, really? he got me pregnant too
Charnice: thats cause he has Mega Sperm, innit?
Chantelle: Yeah, like brap. lets go get a KFC and live of the council benifits cause we got an infinite amount of children.
Chantelle: omg, really? he got me pregnant too
Charnice: thats cause he has Mega Sperm, innit?
Chantelle: Yeah, like brap. lets go get a KFC and live of the council benifits cause we got an infinite amount of children.
by hahalolhahalolcat May 30, 2009