spermaphobic

Someone whose phobia is sperm.

I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.

by ladynz April 24, 2008

Sperked

Excited "HYPE"

Dude,Im so sperked for that kegger.
Or.
Man Im spekred Im gonna' beat his ass.

by Casey & Tity. October 8, 2008

sperch

a very, very short speech such as given at an awards show.

His acceptance was so brief, it was more of a sperch than an actual speech.

by bearlson February 8, 2009

Spermicus

A guy who can't hold it in...When a hot girl walks past, he loses it, usually leaving a stain on his pants.

Zach:Dude Alex walked past and Vince totally pulled a Spermicus!

by way2go March 9, 2009

sperm tail

To smack between someone's legs repeatedly very fast, moving quickly like a sperm tail.

I was walking up the steps when all of a sudden, someone sperm tailed me from behind and I almost fell over.

by killerqueen33 December 9, 2008

Spermslurpper

A male who meets male strangers for the sole purpose of eating their sperm discreetly.

I'm looking for a Spermslurpper to get me off.

by Spermslurpper (Bob) May 4, 2009

Sperm Waster

A girl who doesn't hook up with you and in turn causes a male to masturbate instead.

Taitma is a sperm waster, she wouldn't put out with Artemis so Artemis was forced to jerk off.

by Chimney Sweep 900 May 23, 2010