spank station

An old computer that is only used for masturbatory purposes.
My old iMac only has a gig of RAM, so I had to make a spank station.
by ndugu June 26, 2015
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dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.
What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!
by pudinat wudinat March 26, 2012
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Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.
"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"
by Dixon Hans October 20, 2015
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Spank plankton

There was spank plankton in your food
by ClassyBrassy June 30, 2019
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blank spank

Jerking off despite knowing the well is dry.
It was officially a blank spank by round three.
by spicollii September 02, 2013
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spank fuck

To want to bang a chick rough and possibly spank her while you're doing it.
damn i wanna spank fuck that little bitch
by NelloD July 11, 2008
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Spank the Midget

An act that marks the beginning of the end of a once successful career. Inspired by the artist, Miley Cyrus, when she brought midget back-up dancers on stage only to spank their tiny heinies.

Similar to the phrase, "Jump the Shark," coined when the character Fonzie water-skied over a shark in the hit show, "Happy Days." This episode was the epitome of a show losing ratings and resorting to desperate acts to raise view counts.
Britney Spears is going to spank the midget by going to Vegas.
by Jiggle Monkey September 22, 2013
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