spaghetti sauce chubrock

1: The fusion of a spaghetti sauce dildo attached to the center portions of the Fazoli's tomato mascot.
2: (A crude version)Take a regular chubrock and toss some spaghetti sauce on the flesh colored dildo...bam!, you got yourself a spaghetti sauce chubrock.

"This chubrock could only be topped with a warm serving of spaghetti sauce. Luckily we are here at Fazoli's and have plenty to spare."

by andyfellovernet June 8, 2003

Spaghetti's Law

A derivation of Godwin's Law, which states that as a Usenet discussion, primarily one religious in nature, the probability of an allusion involving The Flying Spaghetti Monster approaches 1.

Note: the Flying Spaghetti Monster is also interchangeable with gnomes, elves, unicorns, fairies, etc.

"Let's say I'm a devout follower of a god known as The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Now, let's say I support horrendously bigoted notions based purely on the word (Spaghetti's Law, or Biblesghetti) of this floating hunk of spaghetti. You don't feel that's a bit unfair?"

"If you want me to worship a flying spaghetti monster, or guilt me into believing that faith in the spaghetti monster is important, you must first prove that the flying spaghetti monster exists."

by Chaohinon March 12, 2009

spaghetti milkshake

A Red gooey barely edible substance. Mostly found in the fridge of a stoner.

"Damn that drink is as gross as a spaghetti milkshake"

by Owlcutyou July 3, 2014

Spaghetti-ing

When you roll up all the blankets in the bed, like a fork and spaghetti, you are spaghetti-ing the blankets. Singular, noun, "Spaghetti", as in "You're such a spaghetti", someone who takes up all the blankets, leaving the other person cold and exposed.

Ugh! Thomas! You're such a spaghetti. Stop spaghetti-ing the blankets!

by Elliot.Sven.Masson May 12, 2016

Spaghetti Sex

You insert noodles into the partners butthole. Then you put marinara sauce on your meaty balls and flop them around the partners mouth. Basically teabagging their face.

Aww yes little timmy this spaghetti sex turns me on so much I think I'm gonna cum!

by CaptainPinkaluffagis August 7, 2018

Spaghetti Boloqueef

Bolognese laid out onto a plate in the shape of a vagina, that creates weird sounds upon eating

Hmmm, this spaghetti Boloqueef is delicious!

by OnionRingOfDoom October 24, 2009

spaghetti pancake

A pancake made from left over spaghetti noodles.

You're kidding me with those spaghetti pancakes, right?

by mmg3678 September 26, 2006