socran

Ugly guy who is bad at video games and doesnt know it. Usually hangs around Epros, who's just as bad.

Eww, that cheese smells like Socran!

by Deleteon September 15, 2003

Sofas Revenge

After ripping brutally horrendous farts on your sofa (often after a full day of Sunday football or college basketball), someone else sits in the same spot and the sofa releases a concealed, stale noxious death gas.

Keggs: Have a seat buddy.
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)

by Keglavich2 January 18, 2009

sofa bed

n. A shitty couch combined with a shitty bed.

I woke up with a horrible back ache after sleeping on the sofa bed.

by Honest Assesment November 21, 2013

University of Sofa

1.A generic college
2.A term for any imaginary place
3.The United states. USofA = U Sofa

1. Bob was rejected by The Ivy league college, so he went to
University of Sofa

2. Fred was drinking heavily, and thus believed he was at
U Sofa

3. Welcome to The University of Sofa!

by Jeeven January 15, 2008

socrates

The noblest and the wisest and most just.

Socrates, I still wait for a philosopher king.

by Cagon September 24, 2005

sofa hooks

hooks used to hold a sectional sofa together. used to denote wealth.

Check out that Ferrari. i bet his sofa has hooks.

I'm to poor to have a sofa with hooks.

Moving up, i've got sofa hooks now.

by IrX May 19, 2008

Sofia

Stupid ass bitch who won’t shut up!..

Man Sofia is so lazy

by Layla_teehee June 21, 2020