Shit-faced Sober 

Someone who is so ugly, that they literally look like they have had too much alcohol. Someone like this will have a constant look that when people see him/her, they will want to throw up.

Hey, have you seen Mary today?
Yeah, she's become Shit-faced Sober.
Huh, what a shame.

Shit-faced Sober by DoubleTre33 June 29, 2011

Clean And Sober 

When an individual overcomes substance abuse and is living a life in recovery.

Thank God I’m clean and sober today.

Clean And Sober by Christopher Ferry May 7, 2019

California Sober

No booze, but weed and cocaine don't count.

I mean, he's sober, but like California sober.

California Sober by Chef Tione January 5, 2020

California sober

Only drinking and smoking weed without hard drugs

Person 2: “want to snort coke?”

Person 1: “I can’t, I’m California sober now.”

California sober by Girl with a sexy vagina April 11, 2021

California Sober

When you don’t drink alcohol but you do take drugs.

She doesn’t drink, but she will have a line. She’s California Sober.

California Sober by Mahalien January 26, 2022

irish sober 

Being intoxicated but only to a point where you still have basic co-ordination (much like the average Irish man, hence the term)

'steve you cant drive, your drunk'
'im not drunk, I'm Irish sober'

irish sober by delahunty1000 May 19, 2015

dusty sober 

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

dusty sober by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011