False Sober

Recalling a false fact or memory about being under the influence of drug or alcohol.

Person 1: “ Last night reminded me that puking actually feels really good when your drunk.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”

by Potatoe pealer July 24, 2018

Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.

Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.

by DatBois August 2, 2018

Oct-Sober

To be sober during the month of October.

During Oct-Sober, I stay alcohol free!

by GDNS2018 October 2, 2018

sober baby

a girl/guy who does not drink or smoke or take any drugs at parties or ever.

Friend 1: “hey do you want a shot?”
Friend 2: “no thank you, im a sober baby.”

by nire rendnir May 29, 2018

clown sober

Similar to Cali sober, where a person doesn’t drink or use hard drugs, but instead of weed being the only substance they partake in, they only do whip-it’s.

My boy hasn’t had a drink in a few months but he hit the whip it at the party last night, so weird

Nah dude he’s just clown sober

by doomanddumber January 18, 2023

Vermont sober

When a person doesn't consume alcohol but consumes other party drugs.

"I heard that new guy doesn't drink and only does drugs like LSD, shrooms and molly."

"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"

by Jb7ao7 February 13, 2023

Sober drinking

Sober drinking is where you consistently insist you are not drinking and then take a shot immediately after. Words matter.

Ethan said he was sober drinking. He exclaimed "I don't drink" as he sipped on his whiskey. Eventually he becomes sober lit.

by Yaas Kween December 22, 2023