Snert

A perverted man with pointed black shoes who makes it his duty to sniff bicycle seats recently used by women.

"Dude, that snert just sniffed your sister's bike."

by JamietheBear June 14, 2009

snorted

meaning i did snort.
most commenly used meaning to snort coke , charlie and for the geeks.. cocaine :)

Awrite m8 got any coke left
naw man a snorted it aw
FUCK a need a line

by Wee Blacky January 25, 2007

shaft snorting

Shaft snorting involves doings lines of cocaine along the shaft of a man's penis beginning near the base of and extending towards the tip. Sensitive-side shaft snorting can be performed with the man lying down and is usually started near the head of the penis and ends at the ball sack (dirf) region where a large a amount of cocaine rests for the finisher.

Andy got extremely high by shaft snorting Josh.

by CWoot November 8, 2007

farmer snort

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer's blow all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

by jakrel May 16, 2005

snortgiggle

The often annoying combination of a snort and a giggle that occurs when laughing at something and trying to inhale oxygen simultaneously.

Oh god, I snortgiggled in front of a roomful of people last night...the stares...the horror...

by enigma June 15, 2004

snortum

the excess skin on the neck of an elderly person

Woah, the snortum on that old lady was gross.

Geez that man's snortum is so white

by regatoni July 29, 2006

Snart

What happens when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

We were sitting watching T.V. and Rachael snarted. It was rotten!!!
sneeze fart

by Rikamortis2k9 April 9, 2009