mud shark

It's a term for a catfish, but it applies to girls who have tha jungle fever.

Laura wants to bang 50 Cent. What a mudshark!

by Turd Burgler August 10, 2003

bull shark

A dangerous shark species. Is common in warm, shallow waters, but also tolerates fresh water of the Rems river.

Dude, we were having a bath in the Rems yesterday when a bull shark ate my grandma!

by 2Gun Vega April 24, 2008

sarkiness

Another spelling of "snarkiness," which refers to the sorts of abusive responses a dumb or poorly considered question or post tends to get in certain forums.

I am prepared so the sarkiness.

by the jerky January 4, 2008

Cock Shark

A woman so infatuated by male genitalia that when male genitalia is sensed nearby or offered directly, she attacks it with the ferocity of a shark after a wounded seal.

Damn! Christine went after that guy like a sex predator! What a fucking cock shark!

by TheBlackestKidsY'know August 23, 2011

A Bull Shark

If someone jabs you in the back of your head with the knob of their cock, its called a 'Bull Shark'.
You can be 'Bull Sharked' or you can 'Bull Shark' someone.

Ben is such a cunt. The other afternoon, while everyone was waiting to go out, Ben came out of the shower with a semi chubby, snuck up behind Matt and gave him 'A Bull Shark', right on the back of his head. Everyone thought it was hilarious. But Ben's still a cunt.

by bwa bellend February 21, 2018

shark attack

Right before you have sex have the girl lay down on the bed, preferably naked, then u crab walk from the edge of the bed up to her with ur boner in the air like a sharks dorsal fin...sound effects are not necessary but always appreciated

Ben: When have you ever done a shark attack?
Sock: Uh let me think, every time ive had sex ever

by Jmart25 May 26, 2009

Sharkeisha

The next echelon of striking punches, followed by the popular Falcon Punch.

Sharkeisha Punch has a far sinister etiology, in that victims of the punch have their souls separated from their body.

Salvation never comes even after death, as their soul is forever bound in purgatory with other victims (Morris, D., Craddock, M. 1996. Journal of African American Mythology. 15:3, 442-498)

"Damn.... How that girl gonna get sharkeisha'd so close to Christmas..."

"The latest sharkeisha victim was pretty sexy, wonder if she will put out more now that her self esteem is literally below zero."

by Dr. Tyronetrius Washington MD December 1, 2013