Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly
by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 09, 2017
Being ultra sleepy is when you are utterly knackered because you woke up at 4 a.m.for some reason and just couldn't get back to sleep, so the day becomes a sort of blur, with you ending up being ultra sleepy and also a bit fearful that you still won't be able to get to sleep easily when it's time for bed.
"My friend Sarah, here at school, is having an ultra sleepy day - just couldn't get her overclocking brain to switch off when she found herself wide awoke for some reason at 4 a.m. So she's more than a bit knackered now, poor girl."
by mimbijones May 04, 2023
A group of five friends who had no idea what they were getting themselves into and have gotten closer than they would’ve ever imagined. They have their ups and downs but wouldn’t trade it for the world.
by @candy_kane June 08, 2019
by tamerenalhussein February 05, 2025
When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.
by h0tpickluvr September 28, 2023
by anonymous409 November 09, 2021
A pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung - figuratively speaking.
...
I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.
Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.
...
I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.
Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.
Quotes:
"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.
"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.
"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.
Sleepy Joe Biden
"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.
"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.
"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.
Sleepy Joe Biden
by GenZExpert September 28, 2024