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Skreed

Lowlife person who doesn’t shower much; spends most their time getting high. They needed to wash their hair five days ago, and needed a haircut two months ago. Do not invite them over to meet your parents, they’ll show up late and high, ignore everyone around watching YouTube Shorts. (Their phone that they bummed off their step dad is so obsolete it doesn’t support TikTok.)
They tend to hang out with other skreeds in large numbers, either getting high together or making everyone around them uncomfortable by being too loud in public places. They get kicked out of malls a lot. They love the mall though.
Working at Spencer’s is the worst because skreeds come in and think I don’t notice them shoplifting.
by Carlisle41 December 4, 2025
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Shreving

When a male subject has mad motion with large, overweight women.
My boy Caleb is shreving it! Look at him go!
by Crakmyshi January 23, 2026
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Juicy skeever

When you’re eating your significant others ass while they are playing video games.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a juicy skeever while she was looting dungeons
by Johnspanky November 8, 2018
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Roi Skrell

Roi Skrell is the term for a person that is a real life walking heavy bag that people punch when it walks by.
im gonna stand up for my self im not a "Roi Skrell"
by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021
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Big Skreen

Big Skreen is a sandwich made from leftover popcorn from a previous movie experience where the popcorn is layered between two or more slices of bread of your choosing.
Dude, I made myself a big skreen last night cuz '23 got me broke af!
by SA Fox Mulder February 15, 2023
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