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Simultext

When two people are tracking to such a degree that they text one another at the same time, about the same thing.
Text sent: Wish you were here for afternoon break.
Text received: Missing afternoon break with you today.
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Text sent: Bah, we just simultexted each other
by Cool_Beans October 7, 2013
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samuelbart

The action of shoving a potato up ones butt hole
He just jammed it right up there pulling a samuelbart.
by Mr scientist January 27, 2014
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samuelba

Samuelba is the Greek root of a SAMUEL shoving a moist warm potato up a rectum analy. The painful process is rewarded with the Egyptian feeling of potato shoving. Samuels tend to have a mass rush of high as they anally penetrate their BUTTHOLE. Potato anal shoving is a higher rush than being high for most Samuels.
"How is he so high?"

"He must have done a Samuelba cuz he is as high as a flying potato!"
by Mr scientist January 29, 2014
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simel

Simel is a very smart and hot girl. She is also sporty. She gets A in almost every subject and she is also very cute. If you meet a Simel in your life, you are very lucky, she's honest and never tell your secrets to anyone. You Can trust her. Simel has not so much self-confidence, but she's working on it. Keep such a friend as Simel, you wouldn't want to lose her.
I met a Simel yesterday.
by Ashley Written December 11, 2016
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Simulationista

A person or group that studies, follows, delivers and practices the art and science of Simulation as a tool for education, improvement and change
A Simulationista in Health Care uses Simulation Based Education to learn critical skills using deliberate practice as opposed to learning OJT on the Job !
by SMMD October 11, 2017
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Simmel

Simmel is a sweet and kind-hearted girl. She is honest, trustworthy and hates it when others lie. Simmel's are typically emotional people but they are the best kind of friends to have around.
Simmel is such a kind soul.
by riverdalestan.12 December 15, 2018
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Samuel Turenne

Hes a fuckboy the biggest one of them all, he typically is known for flirting with every girl and sometimes even guys. His dick is so small and his heart is smaller. Being black makes him an even worse person. He just looks like shit at that point. Just stay away from him you wont regret it trust me.
Omg i rlly have to take a samuel turenne, im constipated.
by Luca dargenio May 14, 2019
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