Cock Sampler

To sample every cock possible. A solution. To Leave no unturned.

Sge used to be married, but Heather has turned into a cock sampler since the divorce.

by VindictiveAngel December 24, 2022

i'm a simple man

A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).

"I'm a simple man, I see boobs- I press like."
"I'm a simple man".

by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017

simple plan

From Montreal Canada Simple Plan is the coolest band ever who write what they wanna write, who sing what they wanna sing, and who do it for their fans.

I have a plan..it's quite simple...in fact it's a simple plan..

by its a secret March 2, 2005

Simple Plan

a hella good pop-punk band.

your friend bob: who are you going to go see in concert tonight?
you: simple plan, with some other equally awesum pop-punk bands

by hawt_sexay_beast May 3, 2005

Simple Plan

Simple Plan is a pop-punk band composed of five members. And no, they are NOT 'emo'.

Chuck - Drums
Pierre - Vocals
Jeff - Lead guitar
David - Bass and backup vocals
Seb - Guitar and backup vocals


If you don't like them, then keep it to yourself.

Just listen to their albums.

Some of my favorite songs of theirs are: "Promise", "I'd Do Anything", "Shut Up!" and "Wellcome to my life".

by meatwad's ghost June 5, 2005

hot cocoa sampler box

n. Derogitory term for an African-American lady who as evidently enjoyed a large number of paramours. A more specific version of box of assorted creams.

Check out that Yolanda with the six kids. Looks like a hot cocoa sampler box to me.

by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004

Simple Plan

The source of it all. See Blink 182. Simple Plan is rap and hip-hop's plan to brainwash people into the mainstream. So far it is working too. Simple Plan sucks. It consists of everything Blink 182 consists of: Shitty vocals, no real guitaring skills, and a shitty drummer.

In summary: Don't waste your time here, its just more brainwashing mainstream, served up in shitty vocals and guitaring.

See Blink 182 and Sum 41

by Cain February 6, 2005