silly salad smut

A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.

~Smith's Grocery Store
~Bean sack
~Fish with tumors

by Boots August 2, 2003

salty

pissed, upset

She was salty because she lost the game.

by Anonymous August 20, 2002

salty walnut

A salty walnut is when one inserts a walnut into his or her butt cheeks and then clenches those cheeks to crack it. His or her partner then licks out the walnut

My girlfriend has a fatty so I made her give me a salty walnut

by inthebank April 7, 2009

Silly Dick

1. A man's penis that bounces back and forth during an erection and makes silly squeaking noises.

2. A penis with jokes written on it.

1. My silly dick wakes me up every morning.

2. I took a pen to the bathroom to add the punch-line to my silly dick.

by Fart Mcbitch August 20, 2009

Salty Prime Minister

A Canadian sex act performed on a man, referred to as the "Prime Minister." The man's partner covers the Prime Minister's penis in maple syrup and Pop Rocks prior to performing fellatio on him.

Robin: "Do you have any Pop Rocks?"
Ted: "No, why?"
Robin: "Have you ever heard of a Salty Prime Minister?"
Ted: "No..."
Robin: "Nevermind."

by Komodeo October 9, 2012

Silly Rabbit

Calling one silly in a nice way. Originates from the Trix commercial where the rabbit gets caught about to eat Trix cereal.

"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids."

by Biohazed June 5, 2005

silly fuck

A very silly person or a normally serious person who for some strange reason is acting out of character via goofy remarks , comments, or actions.

Hey you silly fuck, stop eating all those paint chips!

Peanutbutter & motor oil does not make for a good sandwich, you silly fuck!

Listen, you silly fuck...if you think that grandma's tits are sexy then you should see her ass!

by philbad August 28, 2005