Dry Shooting

When a young boy who hasn't gone through puberty tries to rub one out but there's nothing there.

"Jimmy why are you so tired?"
"I was up all night dry shooting"

by Trashythrashqueen June 27, 2016

Office Shopping

to take office supplies for personal use (i.e. to steal)

Joannie needed some extra packing tape for home so the next day at work, she went office shopping.

by Elvira Pepper February 7, 2017

The Swooping Eagle

When are girl is giving you head, you suddenly pull away and as she looks up confused, you shout "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE" and blow your load in her eyes.

I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed “JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!” and shot his load in my eyes.

The Swooping Eagle, When you drop down off a ledge and kill your opponent; usually while playing COD or Halo

by CAMPERL33T August 25, 2017

Lil shopping cart

One of the greatest rappers of the century. His hits include “MVP”, “Cooking Stew in the pot”, “holy”, and other famous hits.

He has recently accumulated over 70 subscribers. Just this year, he did a collaboration with Lil Ollie Oop, in a song titled “MVP”. It was a great hit worldwide.

“You’re more litter than my babysitter” -Lil Shopping Cart, 2019.

Guy 1: “yo sub to lil shopping cart”
Guy 2: “already did bro”
Guy 1: “lit”

by saltyespepperno June 4, 2019

school shooting

A normal hobby in America

man in school: shows the kids his hobby

the newspaper: school shooting yesterday 10 am

by poopmaster694201337 April 25, 2022

supervisor shopping

Supervisor Shopping refers to the act of going to a specific supervisor whom you desire to get the answer you want.

1: "Victor is supervisor shopping, so he can get out of work early"
2: "Aw, what the hell?! He's probably asking that supervisor he's close with"

1: "I got called into the boss office today and he accused me of being a supervisor shopper!"

2: "What a bitch!"

by enderhav March 15, 2023

Justice-shopping

Shoplifting or looting while black.

- Target employee: If you don't stop shoplifting I'm going to call the police!
-Ta'Keisha: It's not shoplifting, it's justice-shopping! BLM! Reparations now! No justice no pea... (being taken into custody)

by Urbanitito September 7, 2023