AAAAAAAAARGH those seagulls stole my fish and chips
by UrLocalSeagull March 7, 2023
Get the Seagullsmug. Enters a scenario in a position unbecoming of the circumstance just to pull-off the jammiest and flukiest upset seen in the history of civilisation. This is promptly followed by asserting said circumstance to have been one that was planned and even anticipated by the said seagull.
Stevie limped through the 2015 fantasy football just to pull off the flukiest seagull sweep in the playoffs - shit he's dining out on that Seagull's sweep.
by fantasydan November 21, 2016
Get the Seagull Sweepmug. The flavoured seagull is when you take a woman to the beach for sexual intercourse and you start f#$^$#G her and pull your dick out and dip it in the sand and put it back in.
by Kingcfs November 28, 2023
Get the Flavoured seagullmug. When someone panics on a first date.
Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017
Get the Lame Seagullingmug. A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.
Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.
Dude : what?
Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
Dude : what?
Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
by Dollop June 8, 2018
Get the Hungry seagullmug. when you flex so hard, when no one asked but you proceed to telling them how poor they are. The Size of your Weiner while riding a bobcat. The Leader of ESO's biggest guild and the size of rumbo's enormous cock, if you didn't know then you haven't been rumbo'd yet.
Last week my girl was stroking my rumbo seagull while I was supervising an important meeting, then I proceeded to sack them in the rumbo while driving my bob cat.
Her: wow you deserve a nice rumbo.
Him: Thanks but Im poor and have no experience on an escavator.
Her: wow you deserve a nice rumbo.
Him: Thanks but Im poor and have no experience on an escavator.
by Rumbo's Bitch April 30, 2021
Get the Rumbo Seagullmug. An Aussie Chick.
Because of the noises they make and hanging around other peoples events. Be prepared to spend time inside/outside at new locations for no discernible reason.
Because of the noises they make and hanging around other peoples events. Be prepared to spend time inside/outside at new locations for no discernible reason.
by TrishSherylTracey January 18, 2024
Get the Seagullmug.