schlock

junk, goods sold of inferior quality, junky souvenirs

She wanted to buy every piece of schlock in the store.

by PuraVida May 29, 2005

schmoo

A balloon like toy that became a craze in the '50's. Schmoo's appeared in the cartoon series "Lil'Abner." They invaded the town.

I know this is ancient history to you, but a schmoo was a great toy, and fad. And if you don't care, I say screw you, schmoo.

by Joe Renzetti September 16, 2003

scemo

basically a kid who is considered to be both emo AND scene.

that kid is so scemo, he straightens his hair AND listens to Taking Back Sunday.

by jetsett May 14, 2006

schmoonie

Slang for women's genitals, synonymous with pussy, cunt, vagina, box, and nana.

There's something wrong with my schmoonie, maybe I shouldn't have sex.

That girl's schmoonie is so tight it's bangin!

by Mike in Davis May 28, 2007

schmoylan

a male who constantly one-ups and is attracted to women with big yabbers.

"Dude, I just got back from Milwaukee where I got on this chick with some big boobs."
"I heard that schmoylan is in Milwaukee right now getting with two girls who have egregiously big boobs."

by Laez November 14, 2007

schmootzie

your gilrfriend / boyfriend in an ironic and fun manner, like honey

schatzi - also schmootzie boo (from the film moster inc)

by klassey February 6, 2009

Schmoozeball

Noun. Oddball of the group.

"Look at the Schmoozeball zoned out at the t.v."

by Schmoozeball January 30, 2010