schlonger donger

A big ole schlong

look at his schlonger donger

by cj123kchhs January 13, 2016

Schlongdaddy

Another word for penis.

I saw Jason's schlongdaddy in the locker room yesterday. I'm jealous.

by Drakinite July 8, 2017

schlongerz

When a baseball player hits a bomb over 450ft dead center.

Dang... Joe hits schlongerz at the plate!

by Baseball Player 22 July 25, 2017

Schlongest

Alternative spelling of longest, used often during Billy Joel karaoke.

Whoa, oh oh oh, for the schlongest time.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

schlonger

someone who is being dumb so you wanna be nice

you fricken.. schlonger donger bonger.

(rhymes are not needed)

by SATANICA.EXE September 26, 2019

Schwonged

To get rekt/destroyed

Get schwonged booiiii

by Ibandiito January 1, 2020

schlongest

the largest penis of all penises

I'm the schlongest

by schlongest November 14, 2020