Schizophrenia

GET OUT OF MY WALLS!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

“WHY WONT THE VOICES STOP OH DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP GOD PLEASE PUT AN END TO MY SUFFERING LORD JESUS CHRIST SAVE ME!”- A person with Schizophrenia

by SlimeElite February 5, 2022

schitzafranec

when you think you have a schizophrenia but don’t

Abby thought she was schitzafranec

by kekekr December 31, 2021

Schizo Driver

(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.

The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.

The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?

The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!

The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?

by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022

Schizo Beanie

A slang term used for a woman who has a particular set of mental inhibitions, who happens to be financially blessed. Often associated with broke boys trying to secure the bag.

M: "Yesterday, I linked schizo beanie fr."
H: "Make her wallet hurt, king."

by Aki in a trackie May 5, 2022

schitzopath

Psychopath

He is a handsome schitzopath

by 459395 May 5, 2022

schizo

a derogatory term for someone with Schizophrenia. A playground insult.

"haha schizo"
"not cool bro that a serous mental disorder"
"whatever schizo"

by alt-Shiga May 10, 2022

schitzizzled

To be so off your head on drugs that you simultaneously shit and piss yourself

Me: Oh damn Harry just schitzizzled himself
Harry: ÆÆÆÆÆÆ

by The Schezzler May 24, 2022