Tub Scale

A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.

Common Tub Scale incidents

Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"

Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.

By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.

Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.

Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.

by Megaddon January 17, 2010

Fruit Scale

the scale that determines the size of a man's dick.

Tiffany rated Don a banana on the fruit scale.

by dirtymindedchick:} February 28, 2017

highness scale

The scale of how high you are from 1-100

And increase as you get higher and higher

Person 1: what are you on the highness scale
Person 2: I’m like a 185

Person 2: no wait I broke the scale I’m a 321

by Shirli May 20, 2019

Sad Scale

~Verb

A unit of measurement, which can also be extrapolated to include "happies".

Sads are a level which highlight your level of dissappointment/ general unhappiness. Generally the scale is on a standard 1 - 5 rating system, where 1 is a low amount of sadness and 5 is the maximum amount of sadness for the current situation of which you are tryng the describe.

It can reach levels of infinate sadness if the current situation is to traumatising to comprehend.

The phrase Sad Scale comes from the adjective sad which means, adjective of feeling or showing sorrow; unhappy.

Example 1:
Housemate #1: "OH MY GOD!!! the WiFi is down, I'm 300 sads right now"
Housemate #2: "I know, how can I approve words on urban dictionary now"

Example 2:
Friend: "Will Smith just retweeted me, Im 10 Happies right now"

by Gazzardo March 3, 2015

Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020

Scoble Scale

The Scoble Scale is a Software Engineering term invented to fill the need to accurately describe your annoyance level to other co-workers. This is based on the Scoville Scale used to measure the pungency of peppers, which is based on a subjective rating by test subjects. In this case, the subjectivity is because annoyances can differ between people, but at least there's still a way to communicate it.

1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.

Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.

"Oh man, that meeting was horrendous. Definitely a 5 on the Scoble Scale."

by CanadianBadass May 1, 2014

The Ines Scale

the rating of different driveways using a driveway that is very rough and requires a 4x4 vehicle.

me-“Hey dad, we have to take steve home.”

dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”

by 123beetree June 9, 2019