Italian Sausage

Noun.
An Italian man's well-endowed penis.

His penis is so large, she could not fit his Italian Sausage in her mouth.

by TommyJay June 7, 2007

sausage fest

When there are no women present with a group of men.

Wow, where's all the chicas, this is a complete sausage fest man.

by Jssippi :--> September 15, 2003

sausage fest

a party or gathering where the ratio of men to women is 3-4:1.

Tom's Mom: So are there a lot of girls at the car show?
Tom: Yeah there are models, but its pretty much a sausage fest
Tom's Mom: *looking at Tom's brother* Hey Timmy you like sausage don't you?
*Marc and Tom run into the living room laughing hysterically*

by Champ24 June 11, 2006

Slap the Sausage

A term for masturbation

brb kthx, im about to slap the sausage

by Roy Peterson June 18, 2003

sausage pull

A group wang wrangler involving folks of the fruity persuasion.

Not to be confused with the sausage smoke.

Hey, Jeb, we fixed the problem while you were in that sausage pull.

by benihana_chef May 21, 2005

morning sausage

(n): cock in the morning after a good lick and suckfest by partner
(v): the sucking of a partners purple headed yogurt slinger in the morning

Dave: This tastes like morning sausage
Tony: Like when you wake your boyfriend up with a blowjob
Dave: Exactly
Tony: Wow, your gay
Dave: I really like the cock

by Vag Pounder December 18, 2007

Cat sausage

N; a sausage made from cats, deliberately! usually composed of ground common house cat meat (Felis catus), spices and seasonings. the ingredients are stuffed into a casing and may be cured, dried or smoked. cat sausage is usually prepared and consumed out of a general hatred for felines or the lack of availability of other meats. several common types of cat sausage include: linx links, Burmese bratwurst, feline franks, hot cats, Siamese salami and many more.

Hey man didn't your girlfriend used to have a cat?
-Yea, I hated that terrible feline so i made it into cat sausage and served it with peppers and onions.
was it any good?
-actually not bad! i will make it again if she brings home any more cats.

by ASPCA April 7, 2013