Fuck-You Saturday

A Saturday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.

You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Saturday.

Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?

You: Not today pal. Fuck you.

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 17, 2019

Saturday Car

The feeling of a little car sickness mixed with the sun beating through the window making you really warm as you are a passenger a car traveling to a destination that you do not want to go to. This feeling typically presents itself during Saturday errands with your Mom when you are in the backseat of the car and would rather be dead than running errands with your Mom.

I had total Saturday Car on the way to Great Aunt Ellen's house.

by Kay Star January 29, 2009

Saturday Nut Live

The act of streaming your jack off session on Facebook so all can see

Man, did you see Bill's Saturday Nut Live last night?
Yeah, it was great, dude

by Jacques Off March 06, 2018

Sandwich Saturday

every Saturday Californian man#1391 will make funny memes of himself to "Sandwichify" random people in Roblox Studio

Discord user: @Californian man what is sandwich saturday
Californian man: a day where i post funny sandwich man memes or sandwichify someone

by Californian Man February 22, 2021

Saturday 13th April 2019

On this day every Male must kiss at least one non related female and every female must kiss at least one non related Male and then grab their ass as this day is Britain’s ass grab day .

Today is Saturday 13th April 2019.

by Definition god 788 April 13, 2019

saturdays are for the bros

Not bros

Silver wasn't invited to the party because Saturdays are for the Bros

by Urwrongbsilvs August 15, 2017

Perpetual Saturdays

That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.

It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.

Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."

Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"

Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"

Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."

Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."

by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013