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Satan's Whiskers

Satan's Whiskers are the extremely coarse, bushy and woolly ring of hairs around the anus, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye or rose bud. Also known as the Rim Wreath.

Individuals with Satan's Whiskers often suffer from Satan's Rectum as the hair wreath will retain moisture, feces which is also known as a dingleberry.
Roger picked up a hooker on the way home from work. After finding a dark alley, he parked and she hiked her ass up in Roger's face. Roger was about to dine on her juicy brown when he turned on the dome light and saw Satan's Whiskers pressing towards his nose and was immediately overwhelmed with nausea as he had picked up the devil himself and had Satan's Rectum overtaking the air in his car.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
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The Satanic Bible

The holy book of Satanism; the unequivocal, modern, definitive edition. By Nolan Aljaddou. THE OFFICIAL 2012 CONFIRMATIONS; OR, CONFESSIONS OF THE ANTICHRIST.
Anagram, am I? Mr. A., again! Or Ram, the Arm of Ra
(if myths manage a say).

The Satanic Bible - is written by RAM (Satan).
by Ubermensch-One March 19, 2018
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Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.
I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.
by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011
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Not Today Satan

When a evil blood sucking succubus tries to ruin your friends or your life.
When your friend's ex ask you for his new number. Not today Satan
by GreatwhiteClark October 12, 2015
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spenard satans

The Spenard Association Trails And Neighborhood Safety. a bike club turned musical group that lives, works, and plays in Spenard, Alaska.
Are you going to the spenard Satans show tonight?

Hell yeah see you at the roadhouse.
by dirtyboytheOG December 10, 2010
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satan's spatula

When a fart is so raunchy, it's as if the jaws of hell opened due to Satan's craving to slap you in the face with his personal spatula. It's bad.
"Holy shit dude, what'd you eat? I was just slapped by satan's spatula!"
by thunderpussycocksmack August 11, 2009
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