When a man pulls his poop covered penis out of the anus, and, using his finger wipes the poo onto the eyelids, cheeks, and lips of whomever got fucked in da butt.
Similar to a dirty sanchez but in an elaborate style as in to apply make-up, therefore creating a "Purty Sanchez"
You look so purty.
Similar to a dirty sanchez but in an elaborate style as in to apply make-up, therefore creating a "Purty Sanchez"
You look so purty.
by Halston Tankdave May 27, 2021
Jeremiah Sanchez is the goat he the best at basketball he can take ankles all day he will playing for the spurs in the future he pulls all the hoes and all the girls want him
by Yvnghoopster23 September 12, 2017
A variation of the dirty sanchez, but instead of wiping your finger on the upper lip, you wipe it on their teeth, making them have shitty breath for the rest of the day.
by otisg March 05, 2008
The act or result of violently stuffing a balloon knot so vigorously, it begins to bleed. Followed by applying the resulting anal wall residue and blood, goopy and very adhesive, mixture to the face. The application is intended to resemble a moustache.
John boy enjoyed a fine marlboro while Mary Jane cleaned herself up in the lavatory. "I'm an artist when it comes to a Bloody Sanchez. Hot Damn!" John boy exclaimed.
by orificium March 10, 2006
When a man is having anal intercourse with a woman, and pulls his dick out of her ass and has shit on it. Then, he slowly drags his dick over her upper lip and leaves behind shit that resembles Pedro's mustache.
by Tri fold March 05, 2010
An out of work male porn star out of the 80s standing about 6ft 3in with busshy long sideburns, driving a buick regal out of the 80s, and a fairly thin black mustasche that just screams dirty sanchez. but now working a Culver's resteraunt talking about dorky computer humbo jumbo. ("i be like")
hey kyle and eric! look, here comes dirty Sanchez Hasty into work with nothing but nasty and nerdy intentions.
by Uncle December 03, 2004
After successfully completeing a dirty sanchez take a ham sandwich and wipe it across the upper lip of the person who received it, and feast!
by Tony Pepperoni June 21, 2006