purty 

Slang for pretty, often used affectionately

You're purty

or

It's so purty!

purty by Dr_Zaius January 25, 2005

purty 

Dumbfuck way of saying "pretty". You only save one character, no syllables and it's not even pronounced the same way as "pretty".

It don't steer so good, but it be purty fast.

purty by poudink January 9, 2021

purty 

when you’re pretty but they just say it bc they’re pussys and don’t wanna “simp”

Ooo look she’s purty!

ahah bro don’t you mean pretty?
no bro i menat purty ion wanna simp

purty by fuckinurdad24/7 May 27, 2021

purty 

pretty, they must look slay too

periodtt u look purty

purty by loyal lulu October 25, 2022

purty scale 

the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:

10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )

corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"

danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."

jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"

purty scale by ChelseyD. October 30, 2008

Purty Sanchez 

When a man pulls his poop covered penis out of the anus, and, using his finger wipes the poo onto the eyelids, cheeks, and lips of whomever got fucked in da butt.
Similar to a dirty sanchez but in an elaborate style as in to apply make-up, therefore creating a "Purty Sanchez"

You look so purty.

She was a real looker, but still, I gave her a purty sanchez.
Brown, smoky eye. Gorgeous!

Purty Sanchez by Halston Tankdave May 27, 2021

purty titties 

Mountainous views which resemble titties. Attractive bulges of land, erupting out of sometimes flat land, or sometimes bumpy land. Bumpy land can certainly be consider purty titties too.

Commonly used amongst folks in West Virginiatucky.

White trash slang for some fuckin mountains.

Holy shit, those mountains sure do look like some purty titties.

Them mountains have the purtiest titties in West Virginia.

Look Ma, see them big purty titties up there?

purty titties by teeeea December 9, 2012