roland preston

The best basketball 🏀 player that ever lived🏀 and fucked tarrence mom and shyves mom and Derek mom and Shaun mom and Corey mom and Solomon mom and Marvin mom and aleckza mom and Bryant mom and John mom and Chris mom and that housekeeper that grabbed my butt😂😂😂

#roland preston

by Roland Preston May 10, 2018

Rolanding

Using commissioner power to hand out unprecedented punishments to help ones own team make the playoffs. Typically used on someone nice/mature enough to let it go and move on.

Is Erik rolanding into the playoffs again? We need to see these rules...

by goldrushatl August 7, 2018

rolands

A really short guy who’s usually as high as the average distance from the ground to a person’s knees.
Rolands also is a guy who has drinking problems and several failed marriages. No kids.

How was your date?
Oh, It was awful! The guy was such a Rolands. He kept running into my knees.

by STD_Saliva_Spit May 20, 2018

Roland

A rare type of virus which causes the hair of miltary men to rust during war.

Teacher: why is it compulsory for soldiers to trim their hair?
Student: to avoid roland
Teacher:✔✔

by N1ck1 May 27, 2018

Roland special

Highly customized Glock pistol, equipped with a red dot sight and compensator intended for long range or dynamic shooting, but more commonly drooled over by mall ninjas.

Guy1: "Hey, I just got this new G19 and am thinking of turning it into a Roland special"
Guy2: "stop being such a mall ninja dude, you haven't been to the range in weeks"

by Definitely a human September 11, 2018

Rylan Oliveri

1. An unsexy beast who accepts being penetrated by anyone
2. Loves cream that lacks "organic". Can be anyone but preferably male
3. Gets rejected even by free strip clubs

That there is a Rylan Oliveri

by Thow Shalt not October 10, 2018

Ryland

he smells

"damn boi ryland smells so bad"

by finland.doesnt.exist November 5, 2018