Retarded Whale Syndrome 

A condition with which one's lips are huge and they have barely any mental capability. They are also very uncoordinated and retarded.

Ha look at that dude he has retarded whale syndrome he has massive lips.

Retarded Whale Syndrome by IamFUCKINGTHICCCCCC😤💦🍆👌🏿 May 31, 2016

retarded parker 

A moronic slightly slow, gay ass, fucking idiot with a millimeter Peter chode. Will most likely grow to be a child predator/rapist. He should have been gassed not the Jews. If you sreally him shoot on site

Damn he must be a retarded parker

retarded parker by Robertisbetterthanparker September 7, 2017

retarded Chewbacca 

Sex act which involves penetrating your partner's ear canal with your penis while biting their legs or feet and making loud Wookiee noises.

"Could you repeat that into my other ear? My boyfriend gave me a retarded Chewbacca last night. My leg hurts."

retarded Chewbacca by BadBadLeeRoyBrown December 4, 2007

retarded jellybean coleslaw penis llama 

the green llama thing that gallops through the fields freely

corneilious raped frankie one too many times

corneilious enjoys spending time with carol and galloping in fields together

retarded jellybean coleslaw penis llama by EmoHitWithBagel March 27, 2005

retarded fucking assholes 

complete fucking douchebags

see words guitar.com and misc etc.

misc tards are dumber than a fat retard playin in his own shit

retarded fucking assholes by I AM GHANDI April 19, 2004

retarded dragon 

The action of a man receiving oral sex from other person or "head" if you will. When said man is about to ejaculate into other persons mouth, the man slams other persons head all the way to the base of said penis.

Once ejaculation has occurred semen will come out other persons nose making and tends to make their eyes cross from extremely odd feeling in their sinuses. This making them look like a retarded dragon with "smoke" coming from their nose.

I gave Amanda the retarded dragon last night.

retarded dragon by Daniel August 19, 2007

retarded stranger 

First off, this term cannot apply to those who are ambidextrous. This is when a stranger is given using the non-prominant hand.

Instead of his normal angry masterbation Joe mixed it up a little bit by giving himself a retarded stranger to pictures of women crying while eating pop-tarts.

retarded stranger by Duff McGee December 4, 2005