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Rent-a-cop

A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.

People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
by Magnus75 November 30, 2024
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paying their rent

Concerned with. Bothered by. Bugged about. Pissed off about.
Thinking about.
Those fuckers at the club pissed me off.
Man, why are you paying their rent?
by linuxkidd August 4, 2010
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Rent free

The way Jomel Allen consistently brings up arteta in unrelated discussions.
Mikel Arteta Lives in Jomel Allen head rent free
by ArsenalFC2022 February 22, 2022
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rent back

After closing on a home, this is one last opportunity for the former homeowner to get one over on you by requesting 29 days of rent free living.
Realtor: yeah in this market you gotta let them do the rent back for 29 days. Sorry brah. New owner: oh cool! Can't wait to be bent over a barrel one last time with my housing search!
by Clinic4l June 8, 2022
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Rents

Parents, gardians, or other parental like figure.
Shoot I got to go see the rents on summer break this year.
by Thefallenshredz December 12, 2021
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keeping the rent low

In real life, it's unsavory, dangerous, or disgusting actions done in urban rental property - be intentional or unintentional - to deter new tenants and force the landlord from increasing the rent (as no one would normally pay high rent for an unsafe or unkept property, and the existing tenants stay because of the lower price).

Online, it's a community's acts of exaggerated unpopular behavior as a way to gatekeep by attempting piss off and deter unwanted members and behaviors on purpose. Said behavior may not necessarily be how the community actually behaves.
Guy 1: Landlord's about to increase the rent

Guy 2: *plays porn on max volume* *discharges a pistol in the air* *pisses on the floor outside*

Guy 2: There, I'm keeping the rent low

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User: Hey Admin, the server's starting to get more Anti Shippers
Admin: Get me pics of incest ships, I'll plaster it in the announcements channel to keep the rent low
by TehAwesomestKitteh October 29, 2023
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keeping the rent low

Negligent discharge of firearms close or inside urban rental property, be intentional or not intentional.

Playing loud music and watching pornography on high volume.

Better exicuted if your neighbors are as cool as you.
Guy 1: "Hey neighbor, did you hear a gun shot last night?"

Guy 2: " That was me keeping the rent low. Friend in apartments up the block said they raised his rent"
by Ndotktrl August 3, 2022
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