Example A:
Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.
Eric: So what have you been doin now?
Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?
Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.
Example B:
Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend
Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?
Mark: She started pulling my pork!
Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.
Eric: So what have you been doin now?
Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?
Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.
Example B:
Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend
Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?
Mark: She started pulling my pork!
by big_schlong July 6, 2010
Get the pulling your pork mug.When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.
Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.
Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!
Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!
by standup69 May 9, 2013
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Pulling a Hickman is the quintessential art of peaking too soon or talking a big game and then crashing n' burning.
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Get the Pulling a Vo mug.When a group or individual claims racism but when investigated the evidence for the allegation is untrue.
Them fools thought I was a racist, but I was just "pulling a Jussie Smollet". Isn't it ironic, when a jackass gets away with "pulling a Jussie Smollett"?
by Lord Shiva the Destroyer November 30, 2019
Get the Pulling a Jussie Smollett mug.Very litigious definition named after Trackmania streamer Wirtual, whose meaning varies depending on the situation and subject.
When the subject is the first singular person, Pulling a Wirtual means pulling out the clutchest move of your whole entire life.
However if the subject isn't, it means they choked real hard....
It can actually be synthesized as "I clutch, you choke"
When the subject is the first singular person, Pulling a Wirtual means pulling out the clutchest move of your whole entire life.
However if the subject isn't, it means they choked real hard....
It can actually be synthesized as "I clutch, you choke"
1_ Damn, I can only hope for me to be Pulling a Wirtual if I want to win this race !
2_ He (Wirtual) could have won if he didn't pull a Wirtual at the end.
2_ He (Wirtual) could have won if he didn't pull a Wirtual at the end.
by Redskyn August 17, 2022
Get the Pulling a Wirtual mug.A gesture; when a person holds two fingers two their head in anger, frustration or anguish. The anxiety may originate from something being forgotten or misplaced.
Derives from the latin 'pulsus' meaning to beat. One holds their two fingers to their head as if they are checking a pulse.
Derives from the latin 'pulsus' meaning to beat. One holds their two fingers to their head as if they are checking a pulse.
*pulsin'*
Mateee, you left me in dominos with Lisa *pulsin*
Wendyyy! I'm not called Wendy...my name is Alice *pulsin*
I was pulsin' before cause they were outta spring rolls at Jin Lun
Mateee, you left me in dominos with Lisa *pulsin*
Wendyyy! I'm not called Wendy...my name is Alice *pulsin*
I was pulsin' before cause they were outta spring rolls at Jin Lun
by Yeshhh den! January 21, 2012
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