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pulling your pork

a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.
Example A:

Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.

Eric: So what have you been doin now?

Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?

Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.

Example B:

Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend

Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?

Mark: She started pulling my pork!
by big_schlong July 6, 2010
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Pulling a blind man

When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.
Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.

Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!
by standup69 May 9, 2013
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Pulling a Hickman

Pulling a Hickman is the quintessential art of peaking too soon or talking a big game and then crashing n' burning.
Man, last Friday I was so up for it... but ended up doing too much too soon and pulling a hickman
by jaaybee November 1, 2014
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Pulling a Vo

When you're ditching an event soon after it begins, knowing you'll get full credits regardless.
I heard she was pulling a vo and left really early yesterday, can you believe she's on board??
by 🔑 gang April 13, 2019
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Pulling a Jussie Smollett

When a group or individual claims racism but when investigated the evidence for the allegation is untrue.
Them fools thought I was a racist, but I was just "pulling a Jussie Smollet". Isn't it ironic, when a jackass gets away with "pulling a Jussie Smollett"?
by Lord Shiva the Destroyer November 30, 2019
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Pulling a Wirtual

Very litigious definition named after Trackmania streamer Wirtual, whose meaning varies depending on the situation and subject.
When the subject is the first singular person, Pulling a Wirtual means pulling out the clutchest move of your whole entire life.
However if the subject isn't, it means they choked real hard....
It can actually be synthesized as "I clutch, you choke"
1_ Damn, I can only hope for me to be Pulling a Wirtual if I want to win this race !
2_ He (Wirtual) could have won if he didn't pull a Wirtual at the end.
by Redskyn August 17, 2022
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pulsin'

A gesture; when a person holds two fingers two their head in anger, frustration or anguish. The anxiety may originate from something being forgotten or misplaced.

Derives from the latin 'pulsus' meaning to beat. One holds their two fingers to their head as if they are checking a pulse.
*pulsin'*

Mateee, you left me in dominos with Lisa *pulsin*

Wendyyy! I'm not called Wendy...my name is Alice *pulsin*

I was pulsin' before cause they were outta spring rolls at Jin Lun
by Yeshhh den! January 21, 2012
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