Pud Mud

The glazed coating of semen and fecal remnants on the penis after anal sex.

Her pud mud is extra runny tonight.

I got skunk junk from this pud mud.

He was really fillthy. I had the thickest pud mud when I was done. But hey...a hole is a hole.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

pudding sock

A derogatory term for someone very soft and out of shape, with a body that resembles pudding in a sock.

Ryan looks like a pudding sock now that he's packed on the pounds.

by mur7 January 14, 2010

Pud-whistle

The male "piece." Slang for penis.

"Quite right, she did rub my pud-whistle something fantastic."

Can also be used as a verb: "He was pud-whistling again."

by Row-Good Huxley July 16, 2008

pudding parkway

The anal tract, the close cousin of the "hershey highway." The reference, of course, being the possible presence of poop in said passageway. Sexually speaking, going down that pudding parkway means taking your partner up the ass.

Dude, you get brown wit dat bitch?

Strait up, niggah! Took a ride down dat pudding parkway, baby!

by mistahtwist March 26, 2011

Pud Cave

1. The cavern created by a grossly obese man's overhanging stomach flab and thigh, surrounding his shrunken, enveloped penis, and any pubic hair.
2. A small overhanging flap of belly fat covering a man's pud.

"That 300 pound fat fuck's pud cave is so deep, i heard he sits to pee!"

by KoZmO bitch January 5, 2009

Pudding In A Cloud

A black person in a white car.

From the Bill Cosby Jello commercial, advertising placement of chocolate pudding in a bed of whipped cream.

"Hey, check out that pudding in a cloud!"

by biltmore March 20, 2009

chunky pudding

slang term for sperm

the head she gave was so good i shot chunky pudding all over her face.

by kr22doggy October 22, 2008