Yahoo Philosopher

A person on yahoo that constantly tries to be 'deep' and 'brooding' but in reality just pretentious.

'I'm a yahoo philosopher, I'm 13 and my balls just dropped! Girls will love my complexity now.'

by Pseudo-Cynic September 14, 2015

Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

by KImCobain June 11, 2016

Tractatus Philosofickus

"Nutte schweig still....."
German Rapper Schwartz Represents his fat cock and balls

A: "Tractatus Philosofickus mein Manifest"

B: "whore"

by Aids in a Bottle August 16, 2021

Tiktok Philosopher

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.

stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life

me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.

tiktok philosopher

by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024

tiktok philosopher

Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.

Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."

by NiggasCallMeTheDrink June 25, 2024

Like a philosopher in thought

Another way of saying someone is extremely attractive

Oh my god, look at her, she’s so beautiful, like a philosopher in thought

by maxxkawa February 20, 2023