promise-engagement

when you're not ready for the commitment of an engagement, but you love the person so much, you promise to marry them
Co-worker: "OH MY GOD ASHLEY, IS THAT A NEW RING ON YOUR FINGER"
Ashley: "omg I know, I just got it for my promise-engagement !! I'm so happy :)"
by bean daddy December 20, 2016
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Spaz promise

A promise that is made with ur hand bent inwards facing u like how a “spaz” would have there hands , if broken the person I broke it with gets to kick and punch ur balls 5 times
“ Spaz promise u didn’t do that “
by Fat Neek Farren April 06, 2021
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Facebook Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.
Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts
by The oll knowing September 07, 2020
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Avi Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.
"Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was an Avi promise. It's the thought that counts"
by The oll knowing September 06, 2020
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Balkan promise

A promise made between two Balkans that is guaranteed to come true.
Haris: "Stefan, you better not forget to bring me burek from Sarajevo."
Stefan: "Relax, man. Balkan promise."
by okjlez February 18, 2025
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Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.
Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.
by Smithsonian Scratch November 21, 2014
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Massey Promise

In a moment of triumph the Massey promise was formed to oppose the infamous Mario Judah. This alliance of steel signified the bond between man and women and is the promise that a secret will never be shared. Even if the boy’s highest council demands it, the Massey Promise prevails victorious and no secret is shared.
Yo foo give me the scoop
Nah dawg I did the Massey Promise
You a simp for real
by Da_fool17 December 22, 2020
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