procrastinator

easy ezzy and mutha fuckn milana..
will wait last minute
doing the funniest and stupidest things..
then finish everything about 2 minutes before due(:

wow they have fun.
of course they do, theyre procrastinators(;

by ezzy the mexican ninja July 30, 2011

Procrastination Cuisine

S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.

The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.

Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"

Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."

<later>

Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"

Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"

by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010

procrastination

What you are probably doing right now.

Pass school and STOP THE PROCRASTINATION.
You are the queen. Of procrastination.

by El Kavo May 18, 2014

Procrastinator

Kenzie

Kenzie is a procrastinator.

by Dance42heygurl February 14, 2017

Procrasticat

Noun - A cat that occurs when work needs accomplished. It can be in the form of a drawing, photo or real.

I had four papers to write when suddenly, a procrasticat appeared in my head and I had to draw it.

by meowzabeth December 5, 2011

procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.

"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."

by Malacanadian July 12, 2012

procrastibating

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation

I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.

by jewboy89 May 15, 2013