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Salmon Premium

When you knock over a drink or object
"Watch that glass.......smash!!!

Then sing "Duddle da dum...Duddle da dum...its the Salmon Premium" to the tune of the Addams family
by anonymous May 22, 2024
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southend premier inn

a place where brian and benny get extremly freaky
brian got freaky in the southend premier inn
by demurious November 29, 2024
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GANG Premium

GANG Premium is a notorious gang of violent members. They’ve been recognised as ‘The World’s Most Dangerous Group’ or duly noted as ‘The Real N.W.A’

Previous member of the group known as ‘Rosa Queef Parks’ or ‘Pizzaman’ (The knockoff of ‘Doughboy’) began to form problems with the rest of the group, which ultimately led to his demise on the 29/11/2024 at 19:03 he was rockin his pimp fit in the wrong place at the wrong time and ‘The Gang’ as they so call themselves pulled up and preformed a drive-by and inevitably took him out.

The Gang incudes the many God like divine beings such as; Matthew Hayden, Abdem McHanlon, Milo Footballfield, The Nan™, Zander From Dublin & Shiko.
They run the streets of the likes of all of Co. Wexford and small parts of Dublin. They don’t have any opps until they decide who the opps are, and when they’ve made their decision, they make quick work of whoever their target may be.

They’re infamous for; Grand theft auto, multiple shootings, 1st, 2nd & 3rd degree manslaughter, DUI, rape, telemarketing fraud, vandalism, graffiti, pyramid schemes, shoplifting, assault/battery, counterfeiting, several accounts of cyberbullying, disturbing the peace, armed robbery, arson, burglary, hostage-taking, bank robbery, bribery, aggravated assault, possession of marijuana, cocaine, crack cocaine, 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine, black tar heroine, ketamine, morphine, fentanyl, horse tranquiliser and excessive amounts of paracetamol, but that’s all we are aware of.
Opp #1: “Oh shit! It’s GANG Premium!”
Opp #2: “We gotta bounce!”
by zandet December 11, 2024
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Platinum premium

Meaning you got the best of the best qualities in all ways. And it all comes in bulk packages
I got that platinum premium baby in bulk packages
by Lil ButtButt February 17, 2026
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Schizo Premix

To prepare to get angry to overly angry at or on someone or something.
"Dude shut up your making me schizo premix"

"Dude stop schizo premixing its not that serious"
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Language premium

A fake language that doesn't exist.
'Language premium is not real.'
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planning a premie

Marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine -- a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.
Wedding guest #1: "Can you believe that Gina is marrying that loser? They have nothing in common!"

Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"
by phishtails September 11, 2009
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