Paralegal

A Dumb Bitch

It’s ok she’s just a paralegal she ain’t shit.

by Tidas December 5, 2018

career paralegal

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers

James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal

by Big Ros August 2, 2008

Parallax

The secret second moon that science is covering up. You can see it if you look at the moon with one eye, then close it and open the other.

Tim: Hey, have you seen Parallax?

Ed: Yeah, that's a dumb name, it should be called Moon 2.

by BCheeta July 9, 2019

Jesus peralta

A gay nibba that likes to succ on eddies toes while kisses him goodnight

Jesus peralta

by Cruz azul sucks June 16, 2018

Love parallelogram

A romantic relationship involving three people, in which two people are in a relationship with each other, and the third person is in love with both of them.

A: I found myself in a love parallelogram when I realized I love both Alice and Bob, like bro they are in love with each other...
B: God that's why I'm a relationship anarchist, this shit is too much for my brain.

by dirt 💖 December 28, 2022

Going from Parallel to Perpendicular

Going From Straight To Homosexual.

" Remember Brian back in high school? When i took my trip up to san fran last month, i actually ran into him; and from what i saw/ heard, now he's Going from Parallel to Perpendicular.

Never thought he'd swing that way, but i guess he does now.

by sfjhsfh June 29, 2009

Paralyzer

When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.

Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!

by Jamie & Angelina December 14, 2008