a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
by survival of th beean October 30, 2018
Get the granny pootmug. A Poot Whoo is someone who is famous for letting out tremendous amounts of gas in the form of flatuations. Generally these powerful burst bring tears to the eye and smell as if someone has stained the air.
John: Dude, did you invite Rocky to the steam room party?
Ted: No man. Rocky is a poot whoo. Remember that time we were stuck in that elevator? The repairmen had to completly sanitize the 4th and 5th floors.
John: Oh yeah! Good call.
Ted: No man. Rocky is a poot whoo. Remember that time we were stuck in that elevator? The repairmen had to completly sanitize the 4th and 5th floors.
John: Oh yeah! Good call.
by Kris aka Special K April 12, 2008
Get the poot whoomug. by TBabbyGirl May 15, 2020
Get the Pootedmug. When you have gas, but you're trying to hold it so hard that you end up making little pop-pop-pop noises as the gas escapes. It’s essentially the popping sensation that you get when you put pop rocks in your mouth, but its from the other end.
Hey bro, what’s u…whoa. You don’t look so good. How many of those Taco Bell seafood salads did you have?
Hey bra. Like… three.
Bro. You. Do. Not. Eat. Seafood. From. Taco. Bell! You’re 💯 gonna get the Pop Rocks Poots!
Hey bra. Like… three.
Bro. You. Do. Not. Eat. Seafood. From. Taco. Bell! You’re 💯 gonna get the Pop Rocks Poots!
by Majestically Bald August 31, 2023
Get the Pop Rocks Pootsmug. To achieve a long held goal, but make such a terrible job of it that you lose everything shortly after.
by JaydaF June 17, 2021
Get the Pootsmug. by Scalpel_2_5 May 8, 2020
Get the Pootmug. by dizzieman March 13, 2024
Get the Terror Pootmug.