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cherry-picking

Deactivating your unwieldy Facebook account, then returning under an assumed name and choosing just a few select people that are actually worth talking/listening to as your friends.
"I was worried about Bettina when she deactivated her Facebook account, but then I got a friend invite from a 'Count Chocula.' Turns out she was just cherry-picking!"
by Count Chocula36 April 14, 2010
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Cherry Picking

It's a sex move where one grasps the males nuts and squeezes it as he ejaculates which makes it shoot 50 feet across the room.
After good sex I gave him a good cherry picking.
by Nobody's Banana December 15, 2017
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Ball Puckering

Something that is the antithesis of sexy, ugliness/unsightliness personified, the appearance of which literally makes an average male's scrotal sack pucker up while his testicles retract.
"Dude, Heidi Montag thinks she's hot shit, but in reality she's the most ball puckering slore I've ever seen."
by D. D. Flummox April 17, 2010
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Picking a Melvin

When the heat is so intense that u find your balls stuck to the inside of your thigh thus having to pry them from your leg
1. I was walking down the street with both hands occupied so I had to do the cowboy kick to pick my melvin

2. I wasn't embarrassed at all to reach down in public and start picking a melvin
by ysoEZ4jsweezy January 22, 2008
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peckerino

derogatory term for moronic young men; usually under the age of 25 years old.
"you f@!ing peckerino!"
by fanggles March 11, 2010
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pissering

The act of urinating whilst spinning ones genitals in a clockwise fashion.
Matthew was pissering all over Lady Bishops finest china and silverware whilst he shouted at the servants.
by You spelt that rong May 7, 2018
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Pickling

Lying in a tub full of urine for the purposes of self-cleansing.
1) Good gym sesh bro, I'm going to hit the showers and catch a quick pickle

2) I like to relax at night by lighting a few candles and lying in the tub for a long pickling
by squanch_tanamo_bay July 7, 2018
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