stomping in a mud puddle

When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.

"Dude, you reek"

"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"

by koreatown March 12, 2018

cuddle puddle

My wife and I are so in love, and in tune with each other that each night we both hold each other in the cuddle puddle after sex.

wet spotg spotfemale ejaculationsleeping in the wet spotcuddle puddle

by thurstyg March 4, 2010

puddle of mudd

Nirvana wannabes. But they are kinda kewl though.

"She Fucking Hates Me" resembles Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

by NukeheaD October 3, 2004

Puddle jumping

having sex with multiple girls who have squirting orgasms

"Dude I went puddle jumping last night, I didn't even have to shower when I got home!"

by mooncow67 December 2, 2009

stepped in a puddle of dumbass

an expression used to define a dumb or retarded action.

that boy is so stupid he must have stepped in a puddle of dumbass before he came to work.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Puddled

Being absolutely wasted. Drinking for keeps!!!

look at this guy right here stumbling around." "That guy is fucking puddled!" "Yeah he definitely knows how to party!

by J-Gutes March 6, 2011

Mud Puddle

The mud puddle is like Dick Frost , but found in the tempuatures more sutible for a penis and feels most like a soggy vagina.

Yesterday afternoon i was driving to my friends house when i saw a pond, i immeditly stopped the car and grew instintly wood knowing a Mud Puddle would be near for fuckin

by Dike Mink April 8, 2008