Persian Dash

Term used when Persian Women bail on a Dutch first date.

went to the bathroom and 10 minutes later texts me to "meet her outside" shes nowhere in sight. Another victim of the Persian Dash.

by Cyclaptor August 13, 2021

Persian Time

9 oclock basketball starts at 9:30.

Me: What time we playing basketball tomorrow?
Persian Man: At 9.
Me: Persian time?
Persian man: Yes.
Me: Ok! See you at 9:30.

by Shit Life Jimmy September 1, 2024

Persian pony

Sexual act in which one of the participants snots on their member and inserts it inside their partner.

How was last night? It was great, me and Beth did the Persian pony and it was something else!

by PersianPony December 2, 2024

PERSIAN BANJO

PERSIAN BANJO Is when a nude male bends over and his FUN partner slaps his MANTOY from behind.

During a overnight camp out my Fun uncle Hoag showed everyone the fundamentals of playing the PERSIAN BANJO

by MATTSLAPPY17 January 13, 2025

Persian Cucumber

A beautiful Middle Eastern vegan transvestite's surprise penis.

Bro, I was doing a tour in Iran with the Marines, I picked up this chick at the bar and she gave the a Persian Cucumber.

by Jray82 July 20, 2025

Persianism

the sham of Persian history promoted by biased Iranian claiming an empire extending from Africa to china and india .a fake history believed by almost all Persian people .that's the most annoying flex

screw all that persianism surfacing on the internet !

by Hojatkermani November 24, 2021

Russo-Persian Wars

The Russo-Persian Wars Were 5 Wars Between Iran and Russia, Spanning From The Years Of 1651-1828, The Dates Being 1651–1653, 1722–1723, 1796, 1804–1813, 1826–1828, In Order. The 1st Russo-Persian War Ended In Persian Victory During The Safavid Era, With The Second, Fourth and Fifth Resulting In Russian Victory, With The Third Being Status Quo Ante Bellum.

"The Qajar Era Suffered 2 Losses In The Russo-Persian Wars."

by SomeRandomEnthusiast June 4, 2023