Pastel

Insult meaning Washed up and Weak. note* this is the most insulting word ever so be please careful

Ex. (insert name*) Is a Pastel

chum you pastel how dare you

by XXXOXIAO July 29, 2016

Pasto

Person from the past

Did you read about those pastos in our History homework?

by peep_show September 8, 2010

paste pants

When somebody ejaculates a sizable load directed at the crotch area of a naked person in range, not necessarily the person involved in the act. Then the ejacualtor douses the cummed-on-crotch with baby/talcum powder...

Result, PASTE PANTS!!!

I usually go out dancing in my paste pants...

by Fwaaf1 April 24, 2008

fanny paste

When A Woman Leaves The Semen Inside Her Clundge After Sex

Jeff - "I Say Gregory, Last Night I Opened That Bints Legs To Get A Bit Of Sweet Action, When I Noticed Last Nights Porridge"

G-Money - "Oh Dat Hoe Had Some Mean Fanny Paste Boiyyyy!"

Jeff - "Word!"

by Big Dan The Destroyer & Co October 23, 2006

pastoral

the awkard moments following a blowjob when you are not sure wether or not to kiss her as she just blew you

the pastoral seemed endless , then she left

by tgibber May 15, 2010

Fruit Pastel Game

A game where one partner takes a fruit pastel and inserts it into either the vagina or anus, the other partner will then suck the fruit pastel out taking with it all the various juices and diseases.

"Hey Joe, how did you get all them warts on your face?"
"Aw Joe, me and Suzanne played the fruit pastel game last night and well you know what Sue is like."

by tommydoug November 18, 2009

pasteurized milk

Milk from cows that live in pastures.

MMMM that that pasteurized milk is good. you can tell it doesn't come from battery cows.

by Squecker February 28, 2007