shit paste

1.the kind of shit that is sticky in nature, and it seems to feel like glue coming out of your bum.
2.the kind of doodie that streaks your undies and is hard to get out, no matter how many times you throw them into the wash.

"man i feel like i have to shit like it's shit paste"

"i seem to have left a shit paste streak in my undies."

by phoenix1984 September 16, 2005

pastel

1. Art supplies look like chalks, except you don't use it on blackboards.
2. Best video game babe ever. She is from the game TwinBee.

1. We take this pastel, and color your drawing with it.
2. Pastel is the hottest video game babe ever.

by ChoujinkiMetalder June 17, 2005

pastes

a small painted area that covers nipples

Every strip joint i go to the girls are wearing pastes.

by banchi May 17, 2006

pashtet

When someone is so terrible at something or is being annoying

Dude you're pashtet at football or why you being so pashtet

by Dropshotting pro May 20, 2018

Paste

Paste is a nuanced term that can be used as adjective or adverb. Its value is determined by context and tone.

"Yo bro that party last night was paste! Jessica fell out of a window after you left."
"Your girlfriend cheated on you? That's paste"

by BH_2049 January 3, 2021

Weak Paste

Having a power level below 9,000 and having the name of and have mixed emotions of people named Jen and totally sucking at Super Smash, then you are so weak paste!

Damn, Aaron you are so weak paste at super smash!

by LucasOwnsAaron December 17, 2008

Paste Face

(V) Getting blown while you take a shit. wiping your ass with everyday household toilet paper. After blowing your load on her face wrap that shit up like paper mache'

cindy insisted on giving me head while I took a shit, so to reward her i gave her the Paste Face.

by Danny InFmS & T.OToole September 8, 2006