Parker O

A fagget ass fagget who is a fag at life and his friends have bigger dicks than him

Person1 : Wow that kid is a Parker O!

Person2: Yea and his penis is smaller than Nathans!

by bigdick91 December 30, 2010

parker webb

the biggest pimp there ever was. not so much of a pimp or a tennis player as a player hatin mutha fukin bad ase

parker webb sticks his weiner in many things, such as flowers, spider men, and noses

by jackolantern December 13, 2004

sarah jessica parker

Someone who dines endless hours on weekdays with her friends and sits in her apartment at night in a wife beater, lacy underwear and manolo blaniks writing a column that doesn't give readers any information just gives them a new question to contemplate. So basically in the real world there is no Sarah Jessica Parker!

Sarah Jessica Parker should be removed from the urban dictionary because these words don't have a definition!

by jazzyblues October 16, 2006

Parker

A small town in the Southeastern Denver Metro Area in Colorado. Parker is composed mainly of white, conservative, Christians who see no problem in silently imposing their ways on others. However, this is destined to change in coming years with increased migration from bankrupt California.

Despite all of it's shortcomings, Parker is actually a rather nice town with three high schools and low crime rates.

Me: I'm glad that Obama is President of the United States!
Parker resident #1: No way! He's a Muslim, Socialist, liar!
Me: What? That's ridiculous! I've never heard anyone say such hateful things about our Commander in Chief!
Parker resident #2: Welcome to Parker, dude. People are like that out here.

by Parker Rez January 26, 2011

parker

to "pull a parker" means to say something loudly that either removes someone's ruse or let's someone else understand what exactly is going on, usually in a bad way.

Person 1: "man i was so sick, there was no way i could have shown up at school yesterday."

Person 2: "dude, i went to your house yesterday, you were fine. in fact, you went wake boarding with me after that"

(nearby teacher hears Person 2, starts to walk towards them)

Person 1: "ugh. you just pulled a parker man."

by Casey "Tofu" November 1, 2005

mrs. parker

A teacher who is a racist, homophobic, transphobic cunt

Wow! The teacher is such a Mrs. Parker.

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 31, 2016

Parker

Dumb fuckin cunt

Boy1: u know that Parker

Boy2:yea he’s a cunt

by WONTON Hentai May 24, 2019