parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 20, 2005

Ass Parade

While in one location, often unexpectedly, many hot girls walk past in a seeming continuous fashion. It seems like it never ends.

Guy 1: Holy Shit, man its an ass parade in here.
Guy 2: I know this is why I love our school.

I was just chilling eating lunch and suddenly an ass parade convened in front of me.

by //dcalltheway// February 20, 2011

Paaji

The most questionable man on the planet, who can get amazing grades on the pure idea of improvisation and last minute learning. This individual is the only person who can perfectly hit the "Galileo" notes on Bohemian Rhapsody. This is an outspoken man who is unable to understand others feelings, but still manages to make his way through offensive/hurtful jokes and situations.

The perfect embodiment of an intelligent nonce/pleb like dolphin.

Me: I hate the world.

Paaji: Yoohoo

by Moksh Lover October 27, 2019

paradigmoclast

A pattern breaker. One who shakes up the status quo. Offshoot of iconoclast.

You showed 'em at the staff meeting, wearing Bermudas and toting a mai tai! You paradigmoclast, you!

by WaliP August 21, 2007

paracleat

1. a rare form of half cling-on half parakeet.
known for it's talons resembling human hands. It also has a man-like face with a small mustache looking upper tooth used for cracking piggy banks.

2. a nagging woman.

3. baseball shoes.

"Excuse me Mr. Kimple, but your paracleat gives better massages than you do!"

She was a paracleat, and he wanted nothing to do with her.

"Grab your paracleats, gentlemen!"

by Dafigliao February 4, 2010

Paracornagus

noun; A mythical creature originating from the northern regions of Singapore said to be colored brown and covered in hickey's because its amazingly hot and sexy horse-like body.

The Paracornagus is described as a Paraplegic unicorn with Pegasus like wings.

The Paracornagus is closely related to the Paracorn.

Devon: is that a paracorn?

Richard: No! its got wings, it must be a paracornagus

by Braiden Donaven May 18, 2010

para-literate

1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.

2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;

SEE - Bill.

As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.

by the Professor from Podunk January 2, 2011