parachute pants

Those wierd big and fluffy pants that came from the 80's, you know when everyone had those really bad hairstyles!

"omigod kelly look at her pants! aren't those parachute pants? arrrggghhhhh run away!!"

by Carmen December 17, 2003

Parachutesque

Of or relating to the nature of parachute pants.

Andy, your neon parachutesque pants remind me of my youth in the 80s.

by Terrance the Ghost January 19, 2009

parachute pants

Nylon, somwhat baggy pants that have widening pant legs. Popular in the 80's disco era.
A part of the famous Elvis Presly Outfit.

Sweet! Parachute pants.

by whats a pseudonym March 13, 2004

parachute

simply the equipment of a parachutist or a paratrooper that allows one to make a safe landing after jumping off an aircraft, not a fucking way of taking in some psychoactive or psychedelic shit

Joe was high in the air, enjoying the descent on a parachute, while Roger was high on drugs, weakly supine on the floor.

by fu55ball November 20, 2006

partick osborne

Is obsessed with Amy Cuneo, watches the O.C., thinks he has a bunch of friends when really he's one of the most unliked persons there is, he is terrible at basketball, he would give Dr. Dre head if he got the chance, and he has a pair of shoes to go with every t-shirt he owns but he wears the same jeans and sweat shirt to school every day.

Pat must have a vagina instead of a penis because he watches the O.C.

by A. Torti May 8, 2005

Parachute Ass

A person's ass that is very large and extends out far behind them, resembling the parachute used to slow down drag cars.

"John's ass is bigger than his stomach!"
"I know, its a real parachute ass."

by Roodeer March 26, 2016

Gay Particle

An elementary or fundamental particle that attracts the same charge instead of the opposite

The newly discovered particle, the fagon, attracts the same charge. It is a gay particle

by Funnyclock301956 April 20, 2021